guy:

cannibalism

guy:

cannibalism

Straight White Boy Problem #163

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*gf takes the sticker off of snapback* wtf babe now it’s not authentic why did you do that

epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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condorn:

catswithbenefits:

what did the rope say to the other rope?

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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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hi:

me this summer

8ae:

I’m so jealous you guys get to follow me I wish I could follow me 

dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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