snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

of1989:

who’s cheer captain now bitch

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tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

surprisebitch:

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH


truth tea spilled

surprisebitch:

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH

truth tea spilled

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need